My Fake Tit

i have a fake tit unlike any other a present from my six year old brother i needed a place to set it at night i hung it from the ceiling but something's not right it bounced and it jiggled and it kept me awake to hang a fake tit is a big mistake

so i cut it down from way up high and i dropped it right into my eye i needed a place that was shorter than me my tit must live it's destiny
so i made it a room underneath my bed and fell asleep on top of it instead

the moral of this story is simple you see to own a fake tit is a catastrophe you've gotta feed it and walk it and sing to it at night i wish that it would shrivel up and die cause it's a fake tit and it's bigger than mine

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